houk’s Reviews > Best Offer Wins > Status Update
houk
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genuinely so insane that the blurb insists "you'll root for her, even as you gasp in disbelief." ...no tf i will NOT root for this girl!!!! she sucks!!!!! i can think of a few narratively satisfying endings but i do not want her to end up satisfied, i'll say that much
— Jan 17, 2026 08:17AM
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houk
is 63% done
KENFDALL ROY MENTIONED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SUCCESSION YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS YOU WILL NEVER EVER DIE
— Jan 17, 2026 08:58AM
houk
is 29% done
"some of the other kids made fun of this, but i was transfixed. i couldn't fathom what it must feel like to be the center of an adult's universe like that."
OUGH,,
— Jan 16, 2026 01:21PM
OUGH,,

