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They were fucking within six pages the TV show wasn't exaggerating or horning it up one bit
Shane has ilya rozanov derangement syndrome.

— Jan 17, 2026 11:20AM

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Catherine is on page 209 of 368

I love Ilya pov hes so horny. Also heart-horny. Yearnertron 5000

— Jan 22, 2026 02:52PM

Catherine is on page 154 of 368

Shane is so funny his mentality about Ilya like he's trying to give up smoking. Deeply in denial that he likes him or that he's even into men. He's so mad that he's dickmatised

— Jan 22, 2026 01:46PM

Catherine is on page 123 of 368

"Um, I think I'm going to..." Text Rozanov? Try to lay eyes on him? Make sure he'd not been arrested for blowing a ski jumper or something?"

Shane's lack of faith in Ilya is kind of hilarious lol. Though also brother relax I'm sure the russian man knows how to avoid getting into trouble in Russia he will be fine. doesn't need your Canadian advice

— Jan 19, 2026 01:42AM