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"I'm the King of Mars."
All hail the King of Mars
— Jan 17, 2026 12:45PM
All hail the King of Mars
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"But really, they did it because every human being has a basic instinct to help each other out. "
I am crying, about humanity's fight for survival and to recuse a man millions of miles away
— Jan 21, 2026 06:17AM
I am crying, about humanity's fight for survival and to recuse a man millions of miles away
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"I have no more jobs to do, and no more nature to defeat. I've had my last Martian potato. I've slept in the rover for the last time. I've left my last footprints in the dusty red sand. I'm leaving Mars today, one way or another."
I am crying AGAIN - I feel like this is really happening and I am just waiting to see if Mark Watney makes it off the red lonely planet
— Jan 21, 2026 05:58AM
I am crying AGAIN - I feel like this is really happening and I am just waiting to see if Mark Watney makes it off the red lonely planet
Tilly Fox
is on page 332 of 369
Another reenactment boys, girls and theys
NASA: Mark we have not spoken to you in nearly a year and we have missed you. Everyone is working to get you home and we have elected that you destroy the MAV and turn it into a hot air balloon to get you home
Mark: Mars has tried to kill me several times and not succeeded but you idiots might just do it
— Jan 21, 2026 05:48AM
NASA: Mark we have not spoken to you in nearly a year and we have missed you. Everyone is working to get you home and we have elected that you destroy the MAV and turn it into a hot air balloon to get you home
Mark: Mars has tried to kill me several times and not succeeded but you idiots might just do it
Tilly Fox
is on page 319 of 369
"Well, if I could have anything, it would be for the green-skinned yet beautiful Queen of Mars to rescue me so she can learn more about this called "lovemaking.""
He's got his priorities
— Jan 21, 2026 05:36AM
He's got his priorities
Tilly Fox
is on page 318 of 369
You know the man is desperate when he attempted to drink potato tea
— Jan 21, 2026 05:33AM
Tilly Fox
is on page 313 of 369
"Good boy, Rover! Here's a Scooby Snack."
Sir you are in peril AGAIN
— Jan 21, 2026 05:27AM
Sir you are in peril AGAIN
Tilly Fox
is on page 247 of 369
"Love of science is universal across all cultures."
This book hits me so hard and I want to hug everyone
— Jan 21, 2026 04:21AM
This book hits me so hard and I want to hug everyone

