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Melanie
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Is Vektal described as looking ANYTHING like Alan Tudyk in Resident Alien?
No he is not.
Is he absolutely what I am picturing anyway?
Sure is.
— 12 hours, 57 min ago
No he is not.
Is he absolutely what I am picturing anyway?
Sure is.
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Melanie
is on page 113 of 188
Eeeeeeeezsh I do not like that he’s clearly like oh she will be pregnant and she’s very much like good thing you can’t get me pregnant! Ehhhhhhh non consensual pregnancy don’t like that
— 7 hours, 25 min ago
Melanie
is on page 104 of 188
Idk I kind of feel like this alien smut book is like, too dark for me??? What a sentence
— 7 hours, 44 min ago
Melanie
is on page 34 of 188
Uggggghhhhh don’t make me be the stick in the mud killjoy. I hate being the stick in the mud killjoy. I am on this entire smutquest to have mindless fun and be the OPPOSITE of a stick in the mud killjoy. Do I have to? FINE.
<spoiler>EVEN IF IT’S GOING DOWN ON SOMEONE, EVEN IF YOU’RE THE GOOD GUY, IF THEY’RE PASSED OUT AND HAVE NO IDEA YOU’RE DOING IT, IT’S STILL RAPEY.</spoiler>
— 15 hours, 8 min ago
<spoiler>EVEN IF IT’S GOING DOWN ON SOMEONE, EVEN IF YOU’RE THE GOOD GUY, IF THEY’RE PASSED OUT AND HAVE NO IDEA YOU’RE DOING IT, IT’S STILL RAPEY.</spoiler>
Melanie
is on page 17 of 188
jeSUS this is so much more intense than i was anticipating going in??????
— 16 hours, 13 min ago
