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She's unloading groceries. He wants to make sure that there's no fruo fruo food. In there which means healthy food she offers him a bag of food and says, all this has lots of preservatives in it. And he says, good, I'm old. I could use all the help I can get. I'm laughing
— Jan 17, 2026 06:48PM
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Patricia
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Wait, he had to check the expiration date on the condom in his wallet. Because it's been there so long and he wasn't sure but he definitely didn't want to have a baby at 60. It was it was nowhere on his bingo card
I had to laugh
— Jan 17, 2026 09:25PM
I had to laugh
