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jakes v is on page 265 of 420

When I tell you I have been actually screaming these last 50 pages.
The whiplash is - insane
Also man peeing himself is actually sending me, bc man if a woman did that to me, me too man. Me too

— Jan 18, 2026 01:04AM

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jakes v is on page 349 of 420

I -
I am just in awe, honestly
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Man this book really got me tongue tied rn
All I gotta say is…damn

— Jan 18, 2026 08:06PM

jakes v is on page 219 of 420

Oh my gosh, hold on.
Let me glue my wig on right bc I’m about to read Celaena let out a whole can of whoop ass on these bastards.

— Jan 17, 2026 10:58PM

jakes v is on page 139 of 420

Chaol’s attraction to Celaena. Ugh. Delicious.

— Jan 16, 2026 08:24PM

jakes v is on page 105 of 420

Imma be honest, I’m surprised she hasn’t spent all her money on chocolate since she’s so obsessed.
And her snoring like a bear is sending me.

But can we talk about the TENSION between her and Chaol?
DELICIOUS

— Jan 09, 2026 11:26PM