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why are they like this 😭

boy oh boy

alka, 200 pages ahead, on her 15th reread, having a good time screaming about her favourite moments in chat: 🤪🥳😍🥰🤣

me, 10 pages in, on my first reread, with shit memory, very confused: 😟😥🤔🤕⁉️

i forgot how cute Alex is

children 😭😭😭😭 why are you doing this to me 😭😭😭

oh my children, you are so stupid

oh so that's what happened in Croatia, what a surprise

how are you misunderstanding this????????????????????????

not me tearing up of happiness during the sex scene

HALLELUJA