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Greta Yeager is 52% done

Every time someone complains that this book isn’t “romantic” or “fun” I can hear Jane Austen shouting from her grave about the long lasting psychological effects of CHILD ABUSE

On a completely unrelated note, I want to throw a chair at Mrs. Norris

— Jan 18, 2026 01:16PM

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Greta Yeager is 73% done

I forgot that I can get serious second-hand stress from an Austen book — is that how you know she’s a master?

Also, if I was Fanny I fear that I would simply resort to VIOLENCE if harassed like this

— Feb 27, 2026 10:24PM

Greta Yeager is 72% done

Someone get this poor girl a restraining warrant

— Feb 27, 2026 07:37AM

Greta Yeager is 28% done

RIP Jane Austen you would have loved to hate on theater kids 😔

— Jan 08, 2026 04:35PM

Greta Yeager is 22% done

Everyone who is not Fanny in this book is just TERRIBLE no wonder girl is constantly exhausted and anxious 24/7

— Nov 18, 2025 01:36PM

Greta Yeager is 9% done

Elizabeth Gaskell definitely read this