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"Mark is afraid that if he stays in one place, he'll start having a full range of emotions that he isn't interested in experiencing, so he puts [the dog's] leash on and heads to the bakery."

Why is he so real and so meeee

"Before ten minutes [of Eddie telling Mark about this awful book] have passed, Mark has committed to buying this book first thing in the morning and reading it immediately so they can be petty about it together tomorrow night."

your honor, this is true love

'"It's a thriller, and everyone in it is gay," Mark says. "And awful. The author is apparently gay as well. And awful." He pauses and shrugs. "One relates."'

LMAO