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Cannot believe being ABD is a plot point in a smut book I’m now reading, again, content warnings for trauma were needed

Mothman isn’t real. There are no such thing as moth men. This is a fictional story about a mythical creature.

So why do I feel like…low key guilty that I find his story and anatomy very unsexy (I AM SO SORRY MOTHMAN) and I am also low key mad at Grace for pressuring him into assimilation via wearing pants (HE’S AN INNIE, GRACE, HIS PEOPLE DON’T WEAR PANTS, DON’T ERASE HIS CULTURE)

8.

That’s how many times she writes, “Here for a good time, not a long time.”

Why is he being such a whiny bitch, this is deeply unattractive?

“When she was capable of movement again, Grace reached out for her cell phone. She opened her notes app, beginning a new file. Things I have learned about mothmen. Obsessed with eating pussy. Very serious opinions about vegetables. Vibrating cocks. No aphids. She let the phone drop to the mattress as her eyes closed, deciding a little nap would not be amiss.”

Dying. Dead. I am deceased.

I’m sorry but her *multiple* mentions of concern about the structural integrity of her cervix are negative degrees of sexy.

Vegetables are a myth but Mothman isn’t 🤣💀

Don’t really care so much about this political storyline, just like I didn’t so much care about it in blue ribbon romance either 🤣

I’m not sure I understand why he’s being so hesitant when like…he was literally a peeping tom and went down on her already, what

Man, as someone who went through 6 years of grad school and attempted to OKCupid my way through a cornfield college town before I just started dating my labmate, this first date devolving into him just talking about his research and bemoaning funding cuts is simply too real. I needed a content warning. Trauma.