jaide’s Reviews > Brimstone > Status Update

‘well. they shouldn’t have touched you if they’d wanted to live, should they?’

AAAHHHHHFGFGVVH period.

well i just bawled my FUCKING EYEBALLS OUT. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK BRO. ONYX MNOOOODODOODIESJK

“ahhh, gods. he’s going to be insufferable after this”

not the whole clan of satyrs bowing before carrion LMAO😭😭

‘tal let out a long, shaky breath, considering the sword. “tarsarinn,” he said. “it means…redemption.”’

WAITTTT PURRRR what a beautiful moment.

k so my prediction about everyone going to ammontraieth was wrong and holy fuck they should’ve just all gone there cus wtf is this.

where the FUCK is fisher, i’m scared.

‘hell was coming.
hell was here.’

WHAT DO YOU MEAAAANNNNNN

oookeeeyyy?? i mean, i guess taladaius?? go off i guess ????? bro wanted to commit suicide apparently??? alright then…..

OHHH MY. GODS. SAERIS IS FUCKING EATTIINNGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! JESUS CHRIST!!!!

“be still,” she commanded before the outraged lord could buck her off.
zovena screeched. “get off me, you stupid f—“
“be quiet.”

BBIIIICTCCTYCHCHCHHCHCH ATE DOWN ATE DOWN ATE THE FUCK DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!

literally doesn’t take much at all to get my imagination going. PICTURING THIS (quite simple) action from kingfisher i can see it so clearly and he looks HAWT DOING IT:

‘i relaxed back into my seat,’

like why is picturing him on a throne (or some type of fancy chair next to saeris on the dais) just leaning back and relaxing…OOF. SMASH! (i am a simple woman with an active imagination).