Jack Goff’s Reviews > The Faceless Thing We Adore > Status Update

Ma'am. Ma'am, why? Why would you do this?

What did you THINK was going to happen?

My dude, you have literally two people telling you this is a very bad no good idea. Why are you walking into the cult anyway? Because that's probably what this is: a scary doom cult a la Midsommer. I'm going to feel less bad for you if this goes south cause you had so much direct warning. A missing poster, a local, ONE OF THE MEMBERS even tried warning you away?