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Kay
Kay is 82% done
“delia says his name is kevin. but i find it hard to believe that his mother agreed with that…unless he had a brother named celsius”
Jan 20, 2026 11:48AM
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Kay’s Previous Updates

Kay
Kay is 99% done
“its murder adjacent”
Jan 20, 2026 01:18PM
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Kay
Kay is 91% done
so she’s going to go kill him…because a fourth murder is smart
Jan 20, 2026 12:30PM
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Kay
Kay is 87% done
no old person showdown :(
Jan 20, 2026 12:14PM
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Kay
Kay is 87% done
old person showdown???
Jan 20, 2026 12:10PM
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Kay
Kay is 64% done
“he uses…emojis. this just gets worse and worse.”
Jan 20, 2026 09:45AM
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Kay
Kay is 62% done
“this was VERY thoughtful of her. no one has ever bought me a weapon before :)”
Jan 20, 2026 09:34AM
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Kay
Kay is 57% done
body #3
alan….we are so fucked
Jan 20, 2026 08:19AM
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Kay
Kay is 47% done
“i can’t murder my way out of this mess”
Jan 20, 2026 07:31AM
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Kay
Kay is 44% done
gatekeep, gaslight, grandma
Jan 20, 2026 07:17AM
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Kay
Kay is 30% done
oh boy, telemarketers and blackmail
Jan 20, 2026 06:10AM
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