Book Ponds’s Reviews > The World's Wimpiest Vampire > Status Update
Book Ponds
is 81% done
Ok it really isn't funny anymore, who the fuck is Noah? Imagine being so surrounded by plotholes that you have to create a character that appears out of nowhere and knows how to solve everything LOL writers nowadays really be resorting to anything
— Jan 20, 2026 12:24PM
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Book Ponds
is 68% done
We're leaving "ok so there are definitely some technical problems but that's ok" territory and reaching "this is not making any fucking sense lol" territory. What the hell is happening? WHY has no one showered or taken a piss in 3 days? What? The? Fuck? The timing of events is all over the place🤣 girl who planned this???? Also i hate this vampire shelter or whatever, i want them outta there ASAP
— Jan 20, 2026 10:07AM
Book Ponds
is 54% done
ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME ID RATHER YOU STAKE ME THAN LEAVE ME
IM GONNA—I SWEAR TO GOD—
— Jan 20, 2026 07:18AM
IM GONNA—I SWEAR TO GOD—
