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average human
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A beautiful strand of pearls comes to mind. Fifteenth century. Used by the Earl of Salisbury to choke his mistress. I place my hands on the guy nearest to me. He lurches backward, coughing and wheezing, then starts clawing at his throat. Red creeps up, covering his face. He motions frantically for his friend to help him.
— Jan 20, 2026 01:41PM
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average human
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And then it happens again and again and it’s repetitive and it feels like we’re stuck in one play so. Bye
DNF 155/304
1/22/26
— Jan 22, 2026 09:53PM
DNF 155/304
1/22/26
average human
is 50% done
I’m just bored. Nothing seems to actually be going anywhere. Like Ik they’re mutually attracted to each other and trying not to die but it just seems like the same thing over and over again each time with a different male lead. Mc gets attacked Mc saves her. Mc does something that ml doesn’t approve of because “unsafe”. It works and ml talks to Mc about being protective and shit. And they both agree
— Jan 22, 2026 09:53PM
average human
is 46% done
I slowly walk around the room, admiring how the tan and white furnishings continue the airy theme. White wooden bookshelves stand tall against the brick and are full of worn books, framed pictures, and small mementos. I lean in to study a snapshot of a younger Gatlin standing in front of a pyramid in Egypt with a broad smile on his face.
— Jan 22, 2026 02:16PM
average human
is 30% done
Sun glints off Hawthorne’s dark brown hair, bringing out the natural red highlights. Broad shoulders block the sun from hitting the book in front of him. Several female students sit nearby, gawking at him, but he doesn’t glance in their direction.
I set my peace offering on his book, then sit beside him.
— Jan 16, 2026 06:06PM
I set my peace offering on his book, then sit beside him.
average human
is 7% done
There has got to be a better way to differentiate them because those are basically the same thing. I’d wager demons smell like muskier natural scents like burning fire and wood grain while elves are light not subtle natural scents like sweet flowers and tart fruits. But the author used musk to illustrate elven scent.
— Jan 12, 2026 09:47PM



His partner closes in and jerks me away from his friend. “Stop whatever you’re doing!” His eyes dart from me to the other guy, watching in horror as something invisible chokes him. “Do something! The Heimlich! Or whatever!” he screams at the other soldier.
I sway. When I remove a curse, it leaves the object and temporarily becomes mine to use. How? I’m not really sure. I rarely use them as a defense tactic because they take a lot of energy. My eyes drift to the nightstand, but it’s too far away. The only weapons nearby are theirs. Letting my knees weaken, I wait until he grabs me with both hands, then pull his gun out of its holster. He immediately grabs it, wrestling for control, but I’ve got a firm grip. My finger caresses the trigger, but before I can shoot, I’m forced to let go to grab the meaty hand squeezing my throat.
The leader yanks me back and slams me against the wall. Hand clenched tightly, he dangles me above the floor. I kick out, but his suit is too fortified for me to make a dent. He squeezes, tighter and tighter. My throat closes, cutting off all the air.
He glances back at his men. “Did you find anything out there?” When they both say no, he motions to the room we’re in. “Toss this one. I have a feeling she’s telling me the truth, but we need to be sure.” As they move to follow orders, he leans in and drags the knife across my cheek. “I really hope we find what we’re looking for so I can gut you.”
Well, damn, that’s going to hurt.
I open my mouth, but his grip is too tight. He eases back, allowing me to suck in huge gulps of air. When I’ve filled my lungs, I give a raspy chuckle.
“It wouldn’t be the first time I’ve died. Won’t be the last. But when you die, I’ll make sure to send your body to the demons. There’s nothing they like more than human flesh,” I promise him. It’s true. Bonus, it takes care of loose ends.
Enraged, his face turns purple, and he slams my head against the wall several times, making me wish I’d saved the curse for him. My strength is rapidly declining, so I hold off on using another or striking back. Finally, he stops.
“Did that old mage tell you where to find the panel?” he roars in my face.
Another man appears in the doorway. Tall and dark, but this one isn’t wearing a uniform like the other two. He blurs, and I blink. Vampire. Where did he come from? The big guy I threw into the wall earlier disappears in a blur.
His friend shouts and follows them out of the room.
The leader jerks me off the wall. Using my body as a shield, he holds the knife to my throat while he marches us into the living room.
“Let her go,” a furious, familiar voice orders from across the room.
I look up. Jamison wears a thunderous expression on his face, and his hands swirl in a pattern, magic forming between them. Next to him is Hawthorne, whose hands are also raised in attack. Behind the two of them…is Gatlin, the shifter from the gym. I glance at the vampire fighting the other two soldiers. Another lightbulb moment. This must be Jamison’s team. Wonderful.
“Catch,” Jamison spits out.
Catch what? Seconds later, mage magic, biting and cold, rips me from the soldier’s grip and flings me toward Hawthorne, where his Elven magic, soothing and earthy, wraps around me like a cloak.
Cradled in his arms, I turn to watch Jamison conjure magical spears to pin the man to the wall. A stream of magic wraps around the knife, taking it from him. The guy swears loudly, then looks at me, but the words he intends to say never leave his mouth. When it’s obvious he can’t speak, Jamison uses his magic to shove the knife into his heart.
Brutal. I smile in satisfaction.
Gatlin heaves a sigh and brushes past us. “Mathias, stop playing with them.” He grabs one of the soldier’s heads in his large hands and twists hard, dropping him to the floor, his neck broken.
“Efficient,” I murmur, impressed by his method.
Hawthorne sets me on the island, and I see anger in the clenched line of his jaw. Strong fingers grip my chin and pull my head higher. Magic cascades down my neck, healing the torn muscles and bruising instantly. “I would have healed.” I don’t tell him that the sheer amount of magic in the room is helping me heal considerably faster than I would have on my own. Whether it’s a curse or not, my body absorbs magic. But I can only manipulate curses not magic itself.
He studies me, searching for answers, but I can’t give him what he seeks.
Mathias whips out a long, thin blade and slices the throat of the man in front of him. I raise an eyebrow, and my focus turns to the fourth member of this team. The epitome of a vampire. Everything about him is mesmerizing and dark. Eyes filled with shadows and framed with glasses. Styled hair, a pure, silky black. High cheekbones and a square-cut jaw. Rich brown skin. Tall and lean but with broad shoulders thrown back in perfect posture. Stunning.
Jamison bends down to go through the pockets of the soldiers on the floor.
“There’s another one in the bedroom,” I inform him, my voice clear again thanks to Hawthorne.
Gatlin disappears into the bedroom and reappears moments later, the dead soldier thrown over his shoulder. His gaze is speculative. “This one died from strangulation, but I didn’t see a weapon nearby.” Tossing him into the pile, he raises a sharp eyebrow at me.
Silence is my answer.
Mathias walks by to grab the man in the kitchen. “This one’s throat is cut.”
I point to the big guy on the floor with his neck broken. “He killed him.”
Once they’ve pulled anything of interest from their pockets, Jamison uses mage fire to burn the bodies to ash, then Hawthorne’s clean wind sweeps them out the patio door. Now that they’re taken care of, all four turn toward me.
I clear my throat. “Thanks. I wasn’t sure I’d make it out of this battle without dying at least once.”
Nobody smiles at my statement. Tough crowd.
I hop off the island and walk over to the vampire. “Hello, handsome. I’m Phaedra. You are?” Supernaturals are known for their good looks, but the four of them together are a potent sight.
Obsidian eyes dart to Jamison, then return to me. He dips his head in acknowledgement. “Mathias.” His hand clasps mine briefly, and he frowns.
A man of few words.
“Hmm. Well, this is awkward. What happens now?” I glance at Jamison when I ask the question. “Obviously, this is your team. And given how fast you came to my rescue tonight, I assume I’ve been under surveillance?” When in doubt, play possum.
Jamison stalks forward, his eyes tracing over my body. “You’re lucky we did. This group has killed more supes in the last few weeks than humans have killed in the last fifty years. The fact that you’re alive tells me they didn’t get what they were looking for.” He pauses for me to say something, but I simply lift a shoulder. “A key, perhaps?”
I remain silent, not really wanting to lie to him.
“We can always search the footage,” he taunts me.
“He lied to the council for you,” Hawthorne interjects, a look of disapproval on his face. “The least you could do is answer his questions.”
Jamison scowls at Hawthorne. “I told you I had other reasons.”
Shock renders me speechless. Jamison lives to serve the council. “What did you lie about?”
“Seeing you on the roof.” Gatlin jumps into the conversation. “He knew it was you. The only reason we didn’t kill you was because of Letz. He protected you. Saved you. Jamison respected Letz more than his own father. If he gave his life for you, he thought you were worth it.”
I flick my gaze back to Jamison. “You knew it was me?” He nods. “And you didn’t tell the council? What about the images at the press conference?”
“Body cams,” he replies gruffly. “I didn’t lie to the council for you. Or at least, it’s not the only reason.” He glares at Hawthorne and Gatlin. “As far as I’m concerned, you didn’t break our laws. Neither did Letz. It’s not a crime to sell or buy a human artifact. But somebody high up is working with these humans, which means we have a traitor. Until I know who it is, I’m withholding some information from the council.” His blue eyes assess me for a second. “Did these goons say anything to you?”
I didn’t break any laws by buying the key. Stealing from the collection is probably a crime against the vampires, but no one really cares about those items. “They’re searching for the key and a panel.”
Jamison straightens when I say panel. “What kind of panel?”
I shrug. “Letz didn’t give me a panel.” It’s not as if I can tell Jamison that Hephaestus sent me a vision.
He pulls out his phone and taps on it. “No, but there was one listed in the catalog.” Flipping it around, he shows me the screen. “It says a panel was sent to Dr. Kline, but when we got there, he denied knowing anything about it.”
I scan the image. Blue with gold. Certainly looks like one of the panels in my vision. Sia’s death must have caused Letz to panic. “Letz said there was a panel found with the key, but he sold it. To the humans.”
Jamison’s brows crash down. “The same group? Then why are they here asking you about it?”
“That’s what I was wondering.”