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Well there's not 159 spoons anymore because we just said that juice ate 12 of them

Stfu and get out of the room

You can't say that when youre literally still sleeping next to the person you left her for dummy

Oh thats right because this is stupid

Why am I so annoyed

Wait I don't think you're supposed to say that

This is insane

You can shoot me but I don't think affairs are normal and I'm sick of reading about them. Everybody in this book is a cheater

Bitch if you don't call her out right now

This is so stupid