Kay’s Reviews > Roll for Romance > Status Update

calling role playing “writing” does not make it better

i can’t handle her man voice while they’re getting it on…it’s so bad

“he’s got to be as wide as two of me, he could easily snap me in half”

what in the ali hazelwood

“i like how short his shorts are”

so her dnd character died…and that’s what makes her sure that she wants to pursue the mmc… okay


also they most likely resurrected her character by, i’m assuming a deal with the devil at the expense of the mmc’s character, so that’s fun

and they killed her dnd character…so she’s going to spiral
and the dm asked her to leave the table, damn

they’re giving me the ick…
because they’re adults acting like middle school me

NO THEYRE ABOUT TO ROLEPLAY AS THEIR DND CHARACTERS

sir, i appreciate your concern but stop being SO nice…like maybe she’s looking for comfort and now you’re just confusing her already confused brain

i forgot that he had a bike…as in bicycle and not motorcycle