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"If you're pretending to be an Arike, remember you're an Arike woman."
"Oh right, I forgot." Dahin jammed his sun hat further down on his head as the wind tugged at it. "I'll pretend to be your wife, then."
Kai gave up on being angry. He put his arm around Dahin's shoulders and squeezed. "I would rather throw you into the sea than marry you."
"That's probably wise of you," Dahin admitted readily.
— Jan 21, 2026 09:59PM
"Oh right, I forgot." Dahin jammed his sun hat further down on his head as the wind tugged at it. "I'll pretend to be your wife, then."
Kai gave up on being angry. He put his arm around Dahin's shoulders and squeezed. "I would rather throw you into the sea than marry you."
"That's probably wise of you," Dahin admitted readily.
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It certainly didn't change [Kai's] opinion on Blessed devices and how they seemed designed to wring the maximum discomfort out of anyone who used them. It explained why so many of the Immortal Blessed were so cranky.
— Jan 26, 2026 01:44AM
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"Are you alright?"
She glanced down at him and admitted, "I am torn between the overwhelming desire for a hot bath and an anger so intense I could bite through my sword blade."
That was better. "If you bite any councillors, be sure to make it count."
— Jan 19, 2026 03:42AM
She glanced down at him and admitted, "I am torn between the overwhelming desire for a hot bath and an anger so intense I could bite through my sword blade."
That was better. "If you bite any councillors, be sure to make it count."
