Morphing_kashi’s Reviews > Joyful Reunion (Novel) Vol. 3 > Status Update

“Let’s check numbers first.”
“Sounds like there are a thousand men,” Duan Ling says.
“I’m talking about us.”
“Twelve.”
One more, and we’ll have enough for the Thirteen Riders of Kunyang, Duan Ling thinks; their chances would be much better if they had thirteen Li Jianhongs. With only him, Wu Du, plus ten cavalry, how are they supposed to fight a thousand people?

With perseverence.

“It’s gotten quite late,” Lang Junxia replies, “you should get some sleep, Your Highness.”
“You traitor!” Cai Yan howls. “You double-crossing turncoat! You scoundrel!”

That's rich coming from the man impersonating the crown prince.

"Do you have anything like a laxative?
Duan Ling often wondered what would happen if master martial artists such as Chang Liujun, Wu Du, Zheng Yan and Lang Junxia have a stomachache when they’re in the middle of a showdown.
But Wu Du has started to laugh. “You want me to give the two of them a laxative?

MC takes a leaf out of Bai Xiaochun's way of handling things (a will eternal).

Wu Du’s eyebrows are tightly knit. Soon, Duan Ling starts to say, “I don’t eat wontons anymore. It’s been a long time since I’ve last had them.”
“Worried they’re poisoned?” Lang Junxia says from behind the screen.

Once bitten, twice shy.