Status Update

Alyssa Schmit is 89% done

"Would it be so terrible if I did care about you?"

OMG, THESE KIDS

— Jan 22, 2026 04:13PM

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Alyssa’s Previous Updates

Alyssa Schmit is 65% done

EMILIO, NOOOOOOO

— Jan 22, 2026 02:45PM

Alyssa Schmit is 62% done

— Jan 22, 2026 01:55PM

Alyssa Schmit is 54% done

"Please don't leave me."

😭💔

— Jan 22, 2026 12:29PM

Alyssa Schmit is 52% done

— Jan 22, 2026 06:48AM

Alyssa Schmit is 34% done

— Jan 21, 2026 03:59PM

Alyssa Schmit is 24% done

— Jan 20, 2026 06:01AM

Alyssa Schmit is 17% done

— Jan 17, 2026 11:12AM

Alyssa Schmit is 10% done

"If this is you trying to flirt with me, then I have to admit it's working."

But like, why do I love him already? 😂

— Jan 16, 2026 03:35PM

Alyssa Schmit is 8% done

— Jan 15, 2026 04:05PM

Alyssa Schmit is 5% done

— Jan 15, 2026 06:29AM

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