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Greg finally sheds a tear, realizing that he’s going to miss Rowley.& now–move out chaos! Movers breaking kitchen dishes, hot tub’s crashing into the chimney, Whirley Street kids stealing their furniture, trucks running over their couch, wasps escape the chimney & begin attacking ppl,& the hot tub falls through roof. The ppl who were going to buy Heffley’s house pulled out, so they couldn’t afford to move anymore.
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Greg broke the news to Rowley that his family is moving. Rowley's reaction was sad, and Greg's reaction was typical Greg. When Greg's mom hosted an open house, there were a lot of interested customers. EXCEPT for a group of dad's who let their kids run around the house while they went downstairs to watch TV and eat the Heffley's snacks from their kitchen! Rude!
— Jan 21, 2026 07:48PM
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Greg's dream house is pretty amazing. Nathan and I are in full support.Greg was worried about making things right in his nxt life before passing away because he didn't want to come back in his next life as a DUNG BEETLE! HILARIOUS!It was also funny when he found out that Aunt Reba left her inheritance to their family and he wanted to buy a boat and call it, "Thanks Reba." Too good.BUT, his toilet couch idea - no ty.
— Jan 15, 2026 08:26PM
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Greg's yard sale didn't go as planned. It rained and some of his stuff got soggy while he tried moving all his boxes back into the house. Greg still believes he will be famous when he' get's older and he's glad that the yard sale didn't do well because in the future his stuff will sell for millions ;P
— Jan 14, 2026 08:29PM

