Kelly’s Reviews > Shield of Sparrows > Status Update

What is this Dwight Schrute-ass marriage plot?

Jaw is on the floor. Didn’t expect THAT!

I’m reminded of the time Robert Pattinson told MTV that he wanted his nickname to be Spunk Ransom

CALLED IT!

He’s totally going to be in her room already, isn’t he?

“Or he was simply plucking thoughts straight out of my head.” Well yes, honey. I picked up on that 13 chapters ago

Ok NOW I’m hooked! I love that she stood up to The Guardian in an intelligent and brave way. I’m gonna like this Odessa chick

He definitely reads minds

Is this a Queen Amidala situation? I feel like the Guardian is the real Prince