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Mateo
is 98% done
I am calling him Dr. Marrs from this day forward.
Because this isn’t just “writing a thriller.” This is a peer-reviewed, academically rigorous demolition of my peace. The man is out here publishing twist after twist like it’s research output, and I’m the study participant with flies nesting in my open mouth.
Top scholar in thrillers. Period. No discussion. No debate.
— Jan 22, 2026 09:59PM
Because this isn’t just “writing a thriller.” This is a peer-reviewed, academically rigorous demolition of my peace. The man is out here publishing twist after twist like it’s research output, and I’m the study participant with flies nesting in my open mouth.
Top scholar in thrillers. Period. No discussion. No debate.
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Mateo
is 85% done
I’m 88% into Dead in the Water and at this point I’m not reading a book, I’m surviving an ambush.
John Marrs is out here handing out twists like free samples at Costco, except every single one makes me gasp, pause, and stare into the distance like I’ve been personally wronged. Every time I think I’ve got it figured out, the plot taps me on the shoulder and says, “That’s adorable,” and swerves again.
— Jan 22, 2026 07:09PM
John Marrs is out here handing out twists like free samples at Costco, except every single one makes me gasp, pause, and stare into the distance like I’ve been personally wronged. Every time I think I’ve got it figured out, the plot taps me on the shoulder and says, “That’s adorable,” and swerves again.
