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Ashley
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blessed be thy book that disclaims "there is no moral message here" . the victorian aristocracy of 1847 would simply disintegrate at the state of the 2026 nyt bestsellers.
anyways. starting off so ridiculously strong. wuthering heights is ornamented with "villainous old guns" and so many dogs. too many dogs? and ornery, morose people. who "move not one second faster than usual" when a guest is attacked. loolz lolz
— Jan 24, 2026 09:41AM
anyways. starting off so ridiculously strong. wuthering heights is ornamented with "villainous old guns" and so many dogs. too many dogs? and ornery, morose people. who "move not one second faster than usual" when a guest is attacked. loolz lolz
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Ashley
is on page 86 of 359
taking this lockwood narrator's perspective: aaaalright, post-dog bite incapacitation, can't leave, nobody wants me here! brought to stay in the room the family "won't let anyone lodge in willingly"! woken up by a "waif ghost", lowkey embodied! nobody is pressed! heathcliff is sprinting in to meet it! "i'm now quite cured of seeking pleasure in society". looool
— Jan 26, 2026 08:52PM
Ashley
is on page 33 of 359
just a quick shoutout to the descriptive adjectives so far. "a matronly lady taken as a fixture along with the house" ,, "wretched inmates" , "the little witch", "the ancient", outbursts "smacked of king lear" . paint me that picture, help me remember characteristics of these outlandish wuthering heights residents past and present
— Jan 24, 2026 09:51AM
