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“One day his frontal lobes will develop, he’ll think back to this interaction, and his friends will have to remove all sharp objects from his household.”
— Jan 24, 2026 11:25AM
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Em
is on page 290 of 457
The celibacy/in heat plot is so fucking funny bc why are we reading these Mormon style sex scenes
— Jan 24, 2026 02:35PM
Em
is on page 285 of 457
“I have friends Serena and you’re not one of them” 🚩
— Jan 24, 2026 02:27PM
Em
is on page 280 of 457
Woman in the Ali Hazelwood world are apparently so mature for their age and know EVERYTHING
— Jan 24, 2026 02:22PM
Em
is on page 152 of 457
Ali Hazelwood does this thing where she will try to insert stem into any project of hers. But what makes 0 sense is that Serena canonically made cs in biology but suddenly she’s a stem girly? Is… Is that how it works? Also weird lines like “her laughter adjusts the spin of his atoms” what does this even mean in the context we are perceiving?
— Jan 24, 2026 11:14AM
Em
is on page 103 of 457
Debating on a dnf. Idk I have such hopes it’ll turn around but I’m probably coping
— Jan 23, 2026 01:00PM
