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The celibacy/in heat plot is so fucking funny bc why are we reading these Mormon style sex scenes

“I have friends Serena and you’re not one of them” 🚩

Woman in the Ali Hazelwood world are apparently so mature for their age and know EVERYTHING

Is… is this parody?

“… maybe say your tits are spectacular too.”

“One day his frontal lobes will develop, he’ll think back to this interaction, and his friends will have to remove all sharp objects from his household.”

… okay I do love a found family plot tho…

Ali Hazelwood does this thing where she will try to insert stem into any project of hers. But what makes 0 sense is that Serena canonically made cs in biology but suddenly she’s a stem girly? Is… Is that how it works? Also weird lines like “her laughter adjusts the spin of his atoms” what does this even mean in the context we are perceiving?

Debating on a dnf. Idk I have such hopes it’ll turn around but I’m probably coping