Meishuu’s Reviews > Breathe In, Bleed Out > Status Update

This book is rotten to the core.

This is so unserious…

Hannah as the killer would redeem a LOT of this book.

“When did you turn into Sherlock Holmes?”
“I’m a doctor. It’s kind of my job to crack cases by interpreting the presenting symptoms.” The detective part of the gig has always been way more appealing than the people part.”

Girl, you are stupid and haven’t figured shit, be for real. This book has to be satire.

This book better recognizes this stupid woman is complicit in her own problems or I will scream. She’s a moron, the problem here is not only the wellness industry scam. This woman is a danger to herself and others.

This is the dumbest book that I have read lately, the worst is that it wants me to take it seriously. Pop sci fi is bad enough… a shitty slasher is a personal offense.

“Divinorum.
Something about the name rings a bell, but I can’t place it. It sounds Latin, like a drug.”

This is the dumbest shit… of course it’s Latin you dumbfuck, all species names are in Latin, it has nothing to do with being a drug. I’m going to murder you myself at this point. You are doctor, didn’t you take pre-med?

“I have no tolerance for this argument because I know where it leads. It’s the anti-vax anthem that gave me two years of hell at the hospital. ”

Finally! You are still a shit doctor…

“I try to connect the dots between this phony retreat and the dark history here.”

Phony retreat? You don’t say! Who could have seen that coming!?

If the author is attempting to criticize white people influencers and the wellness scam industry then he’s doing a shit job about it. Hannah is also one of the dumbest characters here, which wouldn’t be so annoying if we weren’t supposed to find her “smart”