Catherine’s Reviews > Madonna in a Fur Coat > Status Update

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when a girl is so fine that you imagine yourself blowing your brains out before she steps on the stage for her burlesque set bc she said she realized she for sure cannot love you the morning after you have sex after being close friends for a while after she made fun of you for staring at her painted portrait day after day…..

some of this was good, but by the end, the incel vibes ramped up and it had huge fuck my chungus life energy I fear...