Keith’s Reviews > Dracula > Status Update

seriously why is mina the only one with a semblance of a brain

these guys are so fucking lucky mina’s smart. the only person here with a semblance of a brain cell.

mina pls find better men

how dare they take the most interesting character away

jonathan why are you so boring

over halfway through and dracula finally begins his weird ass court ship

get that man outta here let him live!!!

holding arthur and morris in my hands