Hoda’s Reviews > This Is How You Lose the Time War > Status Update
Hoda
is on page 66 of 209
I’m so fucking confused. I hate this writing. Why is the whole thing written in puddles? Why is nothing explained? The only thing I understand is the stuff written in the synopsis which is written in plain text. Does this get normal? I’d hate to dnf man.
— Jan 27, 2026 10:19AM
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Hoda
is on page 109 of 209
Wow. I am in fact losing the time war considering how much time I’ve wasted reading this. That’s it. I’m dnf’ing.
— Jan 28, 2026 12:32AM
Hoda
is on page 100 of 209
50% in and we’re fucking finally getting dialogue between characters holy shit. And no names ofc just man and woman. 😭
— Jan 28, 2026 12:15AM
Hoda
is on page 84 of 209
Over 40% and I know nothing. What the characters look like or their qualities? I don’t know. How they fell in love? No idea. What the setting is? No fucking clue. What tf is going on? HAHHAHAHA. Funny.
— Jan 27, 2026 10:45AM
