Erin’s Reviews > This Inevitable Ruin > Status Update

“ZEV, AM I GETTING ANY OF THIS ILLICIT BUTTHOLE MONEY?”

“Absolutely not. I will not have you saying, ‘Goddammit, Tugboat’ over and over again. Can you imagine how annoying that would be?”

“We’ll have to do something about your missing eyebrows, too. You look both alert and angry at the same time and it just won’t do.”