Elijah Gray’s Reviews > Twilight > Status Update

Meyer is no Brontë, but the descriptions of love suffice. it's cute. now i really want to read something older though just because i like the way that the romantics can be so roundabout and so expressive. while meyer is just like "you are the most important thing to me now. to me ever" one of the brontës is like "his soul and mine are made out of the same material" like there's just something so beautiful in that.

fake love triangle. edward's not gay for jacob. love corner. I don't like fake love triangles.

okay this is actually kind of cute i swear to god if i end up liking this i will never hear the end of it

bella is insufferable. god I hate her. she is sooo annoying.

hey steph meyer. why is it only raining. like yes i get that this is the pnw. but i promise you can write more complex settings than "it's raining"

i notoriously hate this series, but it's founded only upon speculation; I need it to be deserving of my hatred lol.