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office warfare with a little bit of mystery this is so fun

“When you’re young and you imagine your future, you don’t picture a short man wearing gladiator sandals and gripping a whistle forcing you to run around a meeting room to stay employed. Over your lunch break. In order to buy toilet paper and coffee. Why, again, had we all wanted to be adults so badly?”

“granted, there weren’t many since i wasn’t much of a joiner” can’t say the same queen 😜

“did revenge count as an occupation? how much did that pay?” lets fucking gooooo