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dani is 65% done

sorry to the main character of this book but claire is getting the job. she is about to take down an entire company for bad business practices while you just had a self love journey. i don’t know what to tell you, babe. 🤷🏾‍♀️

— Jan 29, 2026 08:25AM

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dani is 95% done

nepotism 🤷🏾‍♀️ get a whole platform for popping pussy for a rich man. i don’t hold it against you at all. the role didn’t even exist before her so she’s not taking a job from anyone.

— Jan 29, 2026 01:09PM

dani is 83% done

is he gonna create a platform at his company for her work?

— Jan 29, 2026 11:03AM

dani is 82% done

britta, baby, you fucked the ceo of the company you’re reviewing. your job is fucked! you’re done, babe!

— Jan 29, 2026 10:53AM

dani is 44% done

this is so unprofessional but he’s not doing anything weird in person. can’t send him to horny jail for thought crimes.

— Jan 29, 2026 06:10AM

dani is 5% done

that was so pathetic. i’m embarrassed for you, girl.