Loren’s Reviews > The Fellowship of the Ring > Status Update

When I first read this series (I was 12?? I think??) I highlighted every single song because I thought anything that looked like poetry was profound and it’s making me laugh because most of the songs here are like “I’LL TELL YA ABOUT THIS COOK, OH THE WORST THERE EVER WAS. THERE WAS A MAN NAMED KRETCHENS THAT LIVED IN A WEE OLD SHOP, AND HE LOVED THE MUD AND HE’D SAVOR GRUEL AND HE HATED HIS STRINGY SLOP.”