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mars
mars is 81% done
it was so amazing to listen to this pitiful ass man yarn for this girl, even though this girl is literally crazy and stupid and dumb and idiotic, but she’s young so you can write that off for her a little bit, but the fact that he’s saying all of these things that obviously are manipulation tactics to her he has no shame about it is so crazy
Jan 29, 2026 04:00PM
Half His Age

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mars
mars is 99% done
“me feels okay”…
Jan 29, 2026 05:00PM
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mars
mars is 88% done
i’ll be so real I feel like I’m being held hostage finishing this like this is honestly such trash like honestly I don’t wanna keep reading this. This is so terrible. I really just dislike this so much oh my gosh.
Jan 29, 2026 04:27PM
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mars
mars is 77% done
I genuinely have no clue what is going on right now like honestly I did not expect any of this and I honestly had no clue what I was signing up for, but I’m too far in so I have to finish it like what the fuck am I actually reading?
Jan 29, 2026 03:47PM
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mars
mars is 59% done
oh, she’s just crazy…
Jan 29, 2026 02:57PM
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mars
mars is 44% done
so they did it now they’re getting hotels and sneaking around and she’s calling him. Her man comparing herself to her mother, thinking that she’s better than her mother when she is exactly just like her. i’m scared how this is gonna end. I really hope that she comes to the realization that all of this is really bad and he’s taking advantage, but we’ll see.
Jan 29, 2026 02:09PM
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mars
mars is 32% done
I was hoping that he wasn’t going to be into her so she would feel delusional and it would feel realistic in the sense, but of course he’s a man and of course, he will always need to get his dih wet…
Jan 29, 2026 01:36PM
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mars
mars is 29% done
this girl hates her hair so bad she should just go bald
Jan 29, 2026 01:27PM
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mars
mars is 19% done
The main characters voice is so hard to listen to, but I guess that is the way of a high school girl but the way she speaks is so pretentious. Like for a senior she’s acting like she knows the entire world because she’s experienced some trauma and now she thinks the only person that can understand her is her professor? And don’t get me started on the author. I’m a little scared for the rest of this.
Jan 29, 2026 12:40PM
Half His Age


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