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Caitlin is 67% done

“The thing about 8-year-olds is they don’t easily tire of the things they love. I kind of enby it.”

— 14 hours, 7 min ago

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Caitlin is 66% done

“There was always a bit of magic hidden in the playgrounds of the world.”

— 14 hours, 16 min ago

Caitlin is 65% done

“She didn’t mind individuals but she sure couldn’t stand people.” 😅

— 14 hours, 40 min ago

Caitlin is 61% done

Woof, how embarrassing for this woman to publicly claim "Abbott Elementary" as her favorite show *of all time.*

— Jan 31, 2026 04:44PM

Caitlin is 56% done

“The opposite of love is indifference isn’t it?”

— Jan 31, 2026 11:08AM

Caitlin is 49% done

sheesh, “basking in the excitement of requited like” is such a beautiful sentiment

— Jan 30, 2026 02:16AM

Caitlin is 20% done

“Attraction? In this economy?”

lol

— Jan 29, 2026 03:44AM

Caitlin is 15% done

Ok I’ll admit a romantic lead with a flip phone is 🔥

— Jan 28, 2026 08:12PM

Caitlin is 2% done

Oh hey, Playwrights Horizons shout out.

— Jan 28, 2026 06:18PM

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