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K47!!!! is 16% done

OH MY GOD NASTASYA, LEAVE MY HOMIE PRINCE MYSHKIN OUT OF THIS 💔💔😭

— Feb 01, 2026 08:42AM

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K47!!!! is 98% done

WE SHALL SLEEP SIDE BY SIDE ON THE COUCH AND NO ONE SHALL SUSPECT A THING…

— Feb 17, 2026 04:39PM

K47!!!! is 83% done

i have no words. What the actual HELL just happened.

— Feb 17, 2026 10:50AM

K47!!!! is 82% done

OH FUCK THE VASE BROKE.

— Feb 17, 2026 10:46AM

K47!!!! is 82% done

I don’t think we’re talking about Catholicism anymore…

— Feb 17, 2026 10:44AM

K47!!!! is 82% done

CATHOLICS WORSHIP THE ANTICHRIST???

IM SHITTING BRICKS WHAT IS THIS? HAHAHAHAHhhAHAHAHAHAHA

— Feb 17, 2026 10:18AM

K47!!!! is 81% done

“YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH YOU HAVE **UPSET** AND SHOCKED ME!!”

IT’S NOT THAT DEEP I ASSURE YOU MYSHKIN… 😭😭😭

— Feb 17, 2026 10:03AM

K47!!!! is 80% done

THE THING YOU’RE MOST WORRIED ABOUT IS CATHOLICISM??? 😭😭

SPECIFICALLY JESUIT CATHOLICISM HAHAHAAHAHH

”IN HORROR” IS CRAZY

I SWEAR TO EVERYONE AS A JESUIT CATHOLIC I AM NOT THAT SCARY 💔

— Feb 17, 2026 09:59AM

K47!!!! is 75% done

Part 4: The Final Act, and I have absolutely no clue how this is going to end…

— Feb 16, 2026 02:37PM

K47!!!! is 60% done

“ROGOZHIN THAT’S NOT THE REAL YOU!!! PLEASE CELEBRATE MY 27TH BIRTHDAY EVEN THOUGH YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!!!”

Fun fact: Prince Lev Nikolayevich Myshkin and I share a zodiac sign

— Feb 15, 2026 05:32PM