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Lex Lemon is on page 296 of 351

We were so CLOSE

— Feb 01, 2026 10:00AM

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Lex Lemon is on page 317 of 351

So like…how much time has passed? I thought we were still in January, but now it’s graduation. What did I miss?

— Feb 02, 2026 09:16PM

Lex Lemon is on page 275 of 351

Talk about things going from bad to worse.

— Jan 31, 2026 11:21AM

Lex Lemon is on page 259 of 351

— Jan 30, 2026 01:13PM

Lex Lemon is on page 246 of 351

Vampires with L names who long to be human seem to be the theme for me this year.

— Jan 29, 2026 09:46PM

Lex Lemon is on page 217 of 351

NoooooOOOOOOOOOO

— Jan 28, 2026 08:45PM

Lex Lemon is on page 199 of 351

I too would choose vampires over math

— Jan 27, 2026 08:42PM

Lex Lemon is on page 183 of 351

Faith better be “just a friend,” Lucius…

— Jan 26, 2026 08:33PM

Lex Lemon is on page 167 of 351

Lucius, get back to Jessica RIGHT NOW. That’s your WOMAN.

— Jan 25, 2026 11:33AM

Lex Lemon is on page 148 of 351

Seeing him drink blood is what convinces you he’s a vampire? Seeing his fangs wasn’t enough for you?

— Jan 24, 2026 11:52AM

Lex Lemon is on page 121 of 351

A vampire horse girl. Now I’ve seen everything.

— Jan 23, 2026 12:45PM

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