Status Update

Sam is 26% done

Awww, first off that’s cute…but also kinda weird?

And Gary is awful. Gary’s a jerk 😬

— Feb 01, 2026 12:52PM

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Sam’s Previous Updates

Sam is 36% done

🤣 Poor Jordan caught onto that one a little slow.

— Feb 01, 2026 01:24PM

Sam is 34% done

The cat brought him her panties 🤣☠️

— Feb 01, 2026 01:17PM

Sam is 27% done

Bea is my favorite 😍 what a little sweetheart.

— Feb 01, 2026 12:57PM

Sam is 7% done

Oh my god, BEA! 🤣☠️ kids say the sweetest, craziest things!

— Jan 31, 2026 12:42PM

Sam is 3% done

Hot older hockey coach. Dad. And a good tipper? 😱

— Jan 31, 2026 12:21PM

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