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Alex
is 43% done
Listen, I like some of the men more than I should because they are all assholes (also the slaughtering scenes really do fuck with my head bc its just "Person A kills Person B, C and D. And Person E kills Person F and G" and so on. Which fair enough but I do care more about the interpersonal moments and the Gods being annoyed with Zeus)
— Feb 01, 2026 01:24PM
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Alex
is 57% done
"My godness, what a sommersault! You are quite the gymnast!"
i didn't know that Patroclus is so funny
also RIP, sweet summer boy
but also how ready I am to see Achilles have an answer to "What has Hector ever done to me?"
(Don't be mistaken. Hector might be one of my favourite characters. I love him. But I am still excited to actually see Achilles rage and not just a pouty child.)
— Feb 01, 2026 04:16PM
i didn't know that Patroclus is so funny
also RIP, sweet summer boy
but also how ready I am to see Achilles have an answer to "What has Hector ever done to me?"
(Don't be mistaken. Hector might be one of my favourite characters. I love him. But I am still excited to actually see Achilles rage and not just a pouty child.)
Alex
is 29% done
This really is just a tv drama for the gods and thats kind of hilarious
— Jan 27, 2026 01:37PM
Alex
is 17% done
"Pathetic Paris! Womanizer! Cheat! You are the very best at looking pretty."
istg paris is just hated by everyone (rightfully so) but also these grown ass men acting like children is hilarious to me somehow.
Anyways Helen, my dearest darling, I am so sorry for everything you are going through
— Jan 24, 2026 04:57PM
istg paris is just hated by everyone (rightfully so) but also these grown ass men acting like children is hilarious to me somehow.
Anyways Helen, my dearest darling, I am so sorry for everything you are going through
