Status Update

Janet Guzman is 11% done

To the FBI guy assigned to monitor my search history who lik ely concerned for my mental health when he saw me google the word “cannibalism” one too many times. My bad.

— Feb 01, 2026 05:30PM

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Janet Guzman is 90% done

Who’s cooking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Feb 02, 2026 11:35AM

Janet Guzman is 86% done

Six months ago… I hated to admit, but there were several advantages to being a newly turned vegetarian dating a cannibal. Before ya judge, here me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Feb 02, 2026 11:10AM

Janet Guzman is 86% done

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Feb 02, 2026 11:09AM

Janet Guzman is 72% done

It’s a cat and she ate Mr Davis🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣too funny

— Feb 02, 2026 09:53AM

Janet Guzman is 70% done

Cause I kidnapped him 🤣🤣🤣🤣

— Feb 02, 2026 09:48AM

Janet Guzman is 69% done

Hello Kaz

— Feb 02, 2026 09:30AM

Janet Guzman is 63% done

His inner thoughts lol

— Feb 02, 2026 09:06AM

Janet Guzman is 58% done

My my my my

— Feb 02, 2026 08:57AM

Janet Guzman is 55% done

Everyone drugged hahahahaha

— Feb 02, 2026 08:52AM

Janet Guzman is 50% done

She said newlyweds🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣omg too funny

— Feb 02, 2026 08:21AM

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