Ethan’s Reviews > Infinite Jest > Status Update

Auto 5 star if this book gets nicely wrapped up after he spent ~50 pages talking about being in a hospital bed this far in

Ok DFW putting full chapters in the footnotes and then having footnotes to a footnote. Not cool, man

Month-of-the-$4-energy-drink-that-i-didnt-need-and-actually-was-just-bored-of-pocus

Irish luggage

Year of the Delta Airlines Small Single-Serving-70-Calorie Garden Salsa Sun Chip

I spilled trail mix on the plane and multiple people watched as the nuts rolled to the back of the plane then glanced at me, so to imply that I should’ve got up from my seat to chase down each almond. I am much too busy being an intellectual

Flexin