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Bathmo is 32% done

Normally I’d be off put by lurking outside of someone’s home for days but like yall are already serial killers so what am I worried about?

— Feb 02, 2026 05:03AM

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Bathmo’s Previous Updates

Bathmo is 99% done

The dragon onesie lost a whole star on my rating

— Feb 02, 2026 06:52PM

Bathmo is 93% done

… he put the ring in some dead dude’s eyeholes? More thoughtful than like 90% of proposals I read ngl

— Feb 02, 2026 06:45PM

Bathmo is 88% done

Can someone get this man a DOCTOR??

— Feb 02, 2026 06:37PM

Bathmo is 84% done

NO??? LOBOTOMY DAVID?? Honestly if I wasn’t so severely depressed rn, maybe I’d actually have guessed that. I probably should have ngl

— Feb 02, 2026 06:29PM

Bathmo is 81% done

Glad to know the cat is doing well, but who tf is this?

— Feb 02, 2026 06:20PM

Bathmo is 76% done

I feel like even if the restaurant isn’t open and operating yet, THAT was against health code standards.

— Feb 02, 2026 05:51PM

Bathmo is 71% done

I skipped most of this. I don’t need to read straight people sex

— Feb 02, 2026 05:40PM

Bathmo is 55% done

Always fun to taunt people with the bodies of their dead mothers

— Feb 02, 2026 05:16PM

Bathmo is 51% done

You’re not a very good serial killer, are you?

— Feb 02, 2026 06:03AM

Bathmo is 48% done

Sorry you got cockblocked by an oven, but are we fr just leaving Dr. Murder to keep doing his thing?

— Feb 02, 2026 05:56AM

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