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Bryan Burton is 24% done

he really just asked Rachel to the dance like it was nothing huh

— Feb 02, 2026 04:25PM

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Bryan Burton is 68% done

boom title drop

ennui turned up to 11 during the Europe trip

— Feb 23, 2026 07:34AM

Bryan Burton is 40% done

uuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhm how about just no the neo-nazi sympathizer guy??

— Feb 03, 2026 11:24AM

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message 1: by kenzie (new) - rated it 5 stars

connell making BIG dumb moves

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message 2: by Lauren (new) - rated it 5 stars

If only I could like a comment

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