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The social media chapter was so good and I get that it’s bad but I loveeeee being online I’m sorry I can’t stop
“It was like walking through the world's most hectic street market on cocaine. It was like channel-hopping an entire wall of TV sets. It was like telepathically tuning into the thoughts of a stadium packed with people.“
this is what being on Twitter feels like to me I can’t stop
— 12 hours, 55 min ago
“It was like walking through the world's most hectic street market on cocaine. It was like channel-hopping an entire wall of TV sets. It was like telepathically tuning into the thoughts of a stadium packed with people.“
this is what being on Twitter feels like to me I can’t stop
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Brandon
is on page 40 of 137
some of the passages in here sound like "everything is romantic" by charli xcx
— Jan 26, 2026 12:48AM
Brandon
is on page 12 of 137
A lot of detail going on 😭 9 million plant species named as quickly as possible
— Jan 21, 2026 02:49AM
