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The social media chapter was so good and I get that it’s bad but I loveeeee being online I’m sorry I can’t stop
“It was like walking through the world's most hectic street market on cocaine. It was like channel-hopping an entire wall of TV sets. It was like telepathically tuning into the thoughts of a stadium packed with people.“
this is what being on Twitter feels like to me I can’t stop

some of the passages in here sound like "everything is romantic" by charli xcx

A lot of detail going on 😭 9 million plant species named as quickly as possible