Saarah Mohammed’s Reviews > The Lies We Steal > Status Update
Saarah Mohammed
is 89% done
the golden boy brother is actually evil. i’m shocked. so shocked right now. this is a plot twist I never saw coming. absolutely flabbergasted.
— 11 hours, 14 min ago
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Saarah Mohammed
is 80% done
“She is the female form perfected. There is nothing more erotic. Nothing more beautiful.” dude just say she’s hot and move on I beg
— 11 hours, 53 min ago
Saarah Mohammed
is 79% done
suddenly we are okay with the tattoo and want to throw birthday parties for this man. okay. sure. live your life, girlie, since you keep pushing the buttons of the one dude in the group who would actually kill you
— 12 hours, 12 min ago
Saarah Mohammed
is 59% done
why is she more scared of the one with daddy issues instead of the one who’s literally the child of a serial killer??? girl, get your head on straight. wee american psycho junior is the one who skinned your rat
— 15 hours, 38 min ago
Saarah Mohammed
is 49% done
it’s making me wildly uncomfortable that he’s just jumped into a pool with jeans on. that might be his worst crime yet.
— 20 hours, 5 min ago
Saarah Mohammed
is starting
what do you mean I’ve just had to read the words “it’s going to fill me up with such testosterone” with my very own eyes
— Feb 02, 2026 07:44PM
