Brooklynn’s Reviews > Dearly Devoted Dexter > Status Update

I cannot get over how dratted FUNNY this book is!!!


Sgt. Doakes: *stalking Dexter and preventing murder*

Dexter: All this hanging out with my girlfriend and acting like an average member of society at all hours of the day is driving me NORMAL.


Rita(said GF): (wearing ring) Aw Dexter, I'm so touched you finally proposed!! I love you!!

Dexter: (knowing that ring is from his sister's boyfriend's cut finger) Um.