Ana’s Reviews > How to Kill a Guy in Ten Dates > Status Update

“I’m movied out for the week.” I say, and he stills, his back stiffens.
“Who are you and what are you doing in my shower? I mean, you’re gorgeous, you look great naked, but—” He pushes me away, still holding my hips when he growls, “You are not my girlfriend. Get off me.”

LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE AAAAAAAAAA

"Ms. Prescott"

AND HER LAST NAME IS PRESCOTT AAAAAAAAA THE SCREAM REFERENCES

“It’s a bit bold of him to assume I’m a Fearless girl, when some questions about the topic would have revealed that I’m a 1989 stan, but a classic is a classic."

😂🙌

“I’m gonna fall in love with you, aren’t I?”
God, I hope so."

The rom-com is rom-coming ❤️

“but I’m not like those other guys.”
Oh my god, this is why you need more than a ten-minute date with someone to know they aren’t absolutely insane.

HE'S NOT LIKE OTHER GUYS 😂🙌

“Look, I know it’s been a long night, but we can get that drink now, okay?”

this is so surreal idk if I laugh or cry

“Can you believe she followed me home?”
Yeah, actually, I can. Her psychopathy recognized his psychopathy”

PLEASE LOL

"It’s John."

YEEEEEEESSSS YEESSSSS I FFREAKING KNEW IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE SCREAM I JUST SCREAMED

“I can’t fully convince myself he’s the one who’s doing this.”

...me neither. I WANT IT TO BE JOHN I LIKED WES 😭

“I know you never trust the love interest. I know that.
“Jamie, you’re scared. You’re not—”


Damn and he was my first suspect too, should have suspected him for longer